Editor’s note: This is a satirical article. Among his plethora of superhuman responsibilities, Jared Kushner “The All Wise” and Grand Vizier of the Trump Administration was given sweeping authority by the President to direct his vast business acumen towards transforming our goat rodeo-like government into an administrative utopia. Kushner’s team solutioned this problem by idea […]
Kushner Discovers Unified Field Theory Of Government
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Comey Hearings — We Also Get “Queasy” Watching Washington
Maybe the former FBI head wanted to take down the president to impress Jodie Foster.
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Political Divisiveness: What Happened To Bourbon And Branch Water?
If Hillary got along with Putin, she'd have a Nobel Peace Prize by now.
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Confessions Of A Failing Game Of Thrones Student
Lately, watching Game of Thrones feels like anything but escapism.
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Irma’s Hype Was Worse Than Her Bite
Now's a good time to visit: Confederate statues have never been cleaner.
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“It’s Like, Literally, Like, Amazing”… Ughh.
If you use 'literally' too much, you can join a club: Americans Who Figuratively Use Literally, or A.W.F.U.L.
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Presidential Cadence: Male Pattern Boldness
President Trump’s pronouncements sound like two things: 1970s/80s rock ballads or Game of Thrones episodes.
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Political Correctness Is Leading To Comedy’s Slow Death
"Jokes" have devolved to be condescending, self-righteous and not funny.
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Trump Might Lead To “Cafeteria Politics”
The last time both parties agreed, we got worthless trillion-dollar wars.
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Dems Are Playing Russian Roulette With Investigations
With her foundation's scandals, Clinton should be careful what she wishes for.
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Anne Hathaway Thinks She’s Better At This One Thing As A Blonde
'I know that doesn’t make any sense'
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Trump Makes A Joke, Journalists Show Why They Are One
The President makes an obvious joke, journalists take it seriously
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Lawyer On Zoom Informs Judge He’s Not A Cat After Accidentally Using Face Filter
'I'm here live, I'm not a cat'
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Aflac CEO Says Its Quacking Duck Made All The Difference To Bottom Line
'I said that I would never do it'
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